I got this version of questions of 2nd graders responses of Why God made moms, and I thought it woulld be funny to hear what my kids would say to these questions.... So here ya go!!!
1. Why did God make mother's?
Chanley- To have us and protect us.
Chayce- To teach us.
Chayden- Because so babys won't die. And so babys can come out and so they can have kids if they want kids.
2. How did God make mother's?
Chan- With seeds, blood and bones.
Chayce- The same as other people, but with other things in common.
Chayden- maked the bones then made a person outta bones and glued skin on them and a little bit of water and if we dont drink some more water we will die if we just leave it like that.
3. What ingredients are moms made of?
Chayce- Meat, bones, muscle, and water
Chayden- Moms are made out of bones and blood, and water.
4.Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
Chan- He loves us.
Chayce- He thinks she would be perfect to teach us.
Chayden- so other babies can come out their moms and grow and grow into brothers or sister. If they are a girl they are going to grow up into a boy and if they are a girl they grow up into a girl.
5. What kind of a little girl was your mom?
Chan- A Jones
Chayden- She had to bigger if she was going to be a mom.
6. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
Chan- How old he was.
Chayce- If he had a job.
Chayden- They say they are gonna marry a boy and they say I wanna marry him.
7. Why did your mom marry your dad?
Chan- So he could protect us and have the gospel
Chayce- To have a family and the priesthood.
Chayden- because so babies can be born.
8. Who's the boss at your house?
Chayden- Moms and Dads
9. Whats the difference between moms and dads?
Chan- Moms have babies and dads dont
Chayce- They have different stuff made on them like boobs.
Chayden- they have rules because so they can tell their kids what to do and what they are gonna do outside, they have to help dad and moms and dads have rules so the kids wont get ran over by a car then they will have to go in heaven and their moms and dads will be sad.
10. What does your mom do on her spare time?
Chayden- They have privacy.
11. What would it take to make your mom perfect?
Chan- Be happy
Chayden- We wouldnt jump all over and play in the stores and scare their moms but its very fun to scare moms.
12. If you could change one thing about your mom what would it be?
Chan- No more spankins.
Chayce- That we don't have to do any chores or homework or anything, she would just tell us to go out and play.
Chayden- Surprised.... surprised is like this..... ' o '